“Can I do a weekly editorial pissing on the way modern pseudo-game journos do their job on the interwebs? Also, can I sandwich said editorial between two other posts by me that do the exact thing every other pseudo-game journo does?
Also, do I get a porkpie hat with a tiny sheet of paper that says PRESS poking out of the band?”
Also, do I get a porkpie hat with a tiny sheet of paper that says PRESS poking out of the band?”
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That depends; can you do it well, and in a way which doesn’t rehash the same useless, lazy, “I’m being ironic now, so that’s why this is a shit article. Ha look at me being self aware!” topics pseudo-pseudo-journos have been pretending are new for the past three years to get out of putting actual effort in?
And if you don’t have a Press hat you’re dong it wrong, and frankly, should fuck off.
